>>905 Sketch sends word that he served our first official Halo: Reach Humpday victims with official notice late last night. Our primary target is an old friend you may remember fondly.
While even we must admit that it’s a bit premature to begin the celebration, you can expect word of our imminent victory sometime next week. (And if we lose, expect word of lag switching and hax the likes of which we could not believe.) Frankie even indicated he might dust off the old e-quill and write up the postgame carnage report personally for old time's sake. Stay tuned.