バカっぽい英文を書いていくスレ

1 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/10(月) 23:47:27.76 ID:tPxrBo880.net] Today I am human. 2 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 00:21:42.25 ID:NfyW6eq20.net] What a thread. 3 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/11(火) 01:09:39.31 ID:kBfV8x5i0.net] >>1, >>2 Both of you are very funny. I am really being laughed by you. 4 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 01:31:32.33 ID:GFwnolSS0.net] Please trust me. 5 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 01:38:33.76 ID:eeg+yNQDM.net] I am a pen. 6 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 01:53:47.12 ID:NfyW6eq20.net] >>3 Thanks too much. 7 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/11(火) 01:59:28.70 ID:kBfV8x5i0.net] >>6 It is already too late, so you should go to bed right now. Have a nice day. 8 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 13:42:53.80 ID:e1LiTVzwd.net] The night is short that finds the day. 9 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 16:22:58.64 ID:QLjS9tZK0.net] i am a boy. this is a octopus 10 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 17:27:58.92 ID:OysTYEnUd.net] Is that a pen or a horse? 11 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 17:52:05.80 ID:D3D9Y0EZ0.net] penn painappou appou penn 12 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/11(火) 17:55:47.16 ID:FihS4hsv0.net] I am a liar 13 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 00:47:49.13 ID:w9GX8D2b0.net] If you see shitty spam, post as follows. Don't let your spam shoot here and there. Read hentai and shoot it only in there, not in here. 14 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 03:20:56.32 ID:KUjEypsJ0.net] This boy(Japan) grew up and defeat Russian navy in the history. Fourty years later. 15 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 04:11:20.39 ID:3VCjdxOra.net] Pat come across Emi on the way. Pat「Hi　Emi！ how are you today！？」 Emi「Oh Tom！I'm very fine！ And　you？」 Pat「I'm fine ,too. By the way, Do you know "lovemaking"？ 」 Emi「No. What is it？」 Tom「Umm…,If it is translated into Japanese,it will be （性行）.」 Emi「…………I beg your pardon？」 Tom「（性的行為）」 Emi「………………」 Tom「Well…today, I want to have sex with you in that hotal （；´д｀）HaHa… 　　your breast is so big！！！！！＞＜；」 Emi「……Tom, I have thought until now that you are a honest and pure man.　But…」 Tom「Shut up！Shut up！Come with me！」 Emi「Help me,　someone！」 Tom「it is no use！ＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！！！！<ヽ｀∇´>」 16 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 08:22:51.10 ID:Mb7+t8qdM.net] i am a king of the world! 17 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 18:09:58.13 ID:6wDvsT33d.net] I can't say anything about that, but I can talk to you about it. 18 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 18:22:27.96 ID:6wDvsT33d.net] Some groups are listening to and stoling my thoughts receiving radio emitted from my brain. I'm warnig people of the collective stalking actions but no one can understand me. 19 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 18:41:29.84 ID:yi4o6SWx0.net] There's no perfect human being in the world beside me. 20 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 19:02:35.03 ID:w9GX8D2b0.net] I'm fucking not able to access FAKKU fucking. Why the fuck do they fucking leave us out in the fucking cold? 21 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 19:50:31.77 ID:opnfgKoI0.net] my wife is very cute and young, but she is 2D lol 22 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 20:13:46.32 ID:w9GX8D2b0.net] >>21 my colorless green wife is printed furiously https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously 23 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 20:21:21.47 ID:yJYcHBbs0.net] I rub a Japanese music unit, My Little Rubber. 24 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 20:24:52.52 ID:pl3zNVUC0.net] 　 ∧＿∧　　 　（　´∀｀） I am a bouz. 　（　　　　） 　Unko is a ben. 　｜ ｜　| 　（_＿）＿） 25 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 20:26:52.87 ID:pl3zNVUC0.net] 　 ∧＿∧　　 　（　´∀｀） Have you ever had sex with someone? 　（　　　　） 　I'm, cherry. 　｜ ｜　| 　（_＿）＿） 26 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 20:56:10.61 ID:yi4o6SWx0.net] Life is too short, so have sex with as many as you can. 27 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 21:46:49.94 ID:opnfgKoI0.net] I want to play tennis with Serena Williams. it's my dream lol 28 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 22:14:57.56 ID:MmB3SEVR0.net] play penis 29 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/12(水) 22:56:49.19 ID:w9GX8D2b0.net] Life is short, don't waste your time watching such a frickin site like this. Never have sex. Never play pennis. Read hentai and fap out as many times as you can. 30 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/12(水) 23:10:40.10 ID:pl3zNVUC0.net] 　 ∧＿∧　　 I got a information that 'lol'(meaning 　（　´∀｀）hageshiku,warau) is already old expression. 　（　　　　） 　They use 'Ha Ha Ha' like usually.. 　｜ ｜　| Ka Ka Ka 　（_＿）＿） 31 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 02:15:59.71 ID:Fgj1JZCp0.net] so far so good 32 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 10:45:31.36 ID:/nwJ7W8Pr.net] i go to scul ebuli day. 33 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 13:45:11.84 ID:sg8nEtkLd.net] i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty. does anyone know where i can get one? 34 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 14:22:32.72 ID:YIiL5HS3d.net] My screw driver is relatively big. If you want this, you have to brush your teeth first. I want to keep it clean. 35 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 14:24:30.72 ID:YIiL5HS3d.net] Oh, both right hand and lefty can use my screwdriver. But again, make sure you wash your hands before you touch it. 36 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/13(木) 19:16:57.46 ID:S9YrWAAX0.net] >>33 > i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty. When I read this one at first, I couldn’t understand the craziness. However I finally understand that there is no screw driver for lefty, like scissors. You are the craziest man I have ever met!! 37 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/13(木) 22:11:38.64 ID:Wi9yBQY/M.net] Good morning fine thank you and you? 38 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/13(木) 22:18:42.77 ID:S9YrWAAX0.net] He died owing to hitting his head at the corner of a tofu. 39 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/14(金) 18:10:40.83 ID:UerS1/8W0.net] >>38 Too bad. He must have had sugar quality. Sugar doesn't go well with tofu. 40 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/14(金) 18:27:36.69 ID:BGt6NHb6d.net] tofu can become a lethal weapon if it is frozen or flying at the speed of 15 km a sec like a meteorite. 41 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/14(金) 18:44:48.40 ID:UerS1/8W0.net] Gosh! Unidentified flying tofu hit him at the speed of light. 42 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/14(金) 23:31:48.17 ID:7hCdaauv0.net] 　 ∧＿∧　　 Oh, Amuro retires. 　（　´∀｀） 　（　　　　） 　 　｜ ｜　| 　（_＿）＿） 43 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/15(土) 00:59:17.70 ID:W5Ggsm4SM.net] it's gonna be okay. 44 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/15(土) 12:12:24.80 ID:UIdsAb8p0.net] People who brag about their IQ are losers - Stephen Hawking People who get their job are losers. - You 45 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/15(土) 21:59:52.34 ID:563DrpTH0.net] What's up, morons? 46 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/16(日) 01:08:37.53 ID:swjq8zoxM.net] firstly, ... secondly, ... finally, ... 47 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/16(日) 01:24:07.92 ID:oosff7edr.net] permission? no, persimmon. 48 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/16(日) 01:36:47.73 ID:FPNa0AdC0.net] 英語出来ない奴はゲハから追放な https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1536932168/ 49 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/16(日) 02:23:29.86 ID:OsM0YlQu0.net] Today... my nephew's hamster gone. 　　　　　　　　　 _,,..,,,,_ 　　　　　　　 　/ ,' 3　 `ヽｰっ 　　　　　　　　 l　　 ⊃　⌒_つ 　　　　　 　　　 `'ｰ---‐'''''" 50 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2018/09/16(日) 20:16:52.13 ID:QZZSOgh40.net] 　 ∧＿∧　　 　（　´∀｀） When I said " news 23 'today'", 　（　　　　） 　a fool replayed " NEET 23years old, Doutei". 　｜ ｜　| His or her jork is so well... 　（_＿）＿） 51 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/17(月) 06:26:27.48 ID:UPaSvbL8M.net] how ya doing? 52 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/17(月) 21:48:46.62 ID:fYOtthWNM.net] Some things are better left unsaid, but what is done can never be undone. 53 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/19(水) 12:52:51.29 ID:Ffv1Ba9kd.net] 愛無 full of 嫉妬 no deep or hidden meaning at all. i took dump four times today, and feel like i'm a crap making machine. 54 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/19(水) 21:34:28.10 ID:qY0r9iTB0.net] 愛撫 ( ﾟдﾟ )　ｶﾞﾀｯ get the 嫉妬 55 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/20(木) 15:40:39.47 ID:C3DRCQyVM.net] 外人上司がよく隣で fuck me 言うてたの思い出した 56 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/21(金) 00:57:39.23 ID:EvSSV9YQr.net] 草 57 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/21(金) 11:32:37.37 ID:0+iX01Uwd.net] My office is located at 垢sucker. 58 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/28(金) 21:51:10.76 ID:EJMoLs5d0.net] It is for avoiding the mixture sudden boiling. 59 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/30(日) 13:17:44.24 ID:T9A8uujYM.net] My dog speaks English better than me . 60 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/30(日) 13:19:58.31 ID:T9A8uujYM.net] Mi perro habla ingles mejor que yo. 61 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/09/30(日) 14:52:17.20 ID:BjIvjJL00.net] but fuck you. 62 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/10/03(水) 19:08:03.08 ID:qim1qOA50.net] This is a backer-poi farm. 63 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/10/15(月) 22:12:27.42 ID:grbH5v430.net] I eat lunch every morning. 64 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/10/16(火) 09:29:32.84 ID:69CDHoFGr.net] I am going to going to offisu 65 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/12/24(月) 15:09:35.93 ID:3ag5q4korEVE.net] sakura is sakura is sakura is sakura. 66 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2018/12/24(月) 16:49:08.60 ID:3ag5q4korEVE.net] female ninjyas have been manned around the castle. (くの一は城の周囲に配置済みだ) 67 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2019/02/16(土) 16:04:27.03 ID:tzjXy0Sx0.net] Don't see me sweet 68 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2019/02/16(土) 20:06:51.70 ID:3eq5FrlQd.net] I don't have a friend. 69 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 mailto:sage [2019/02/18(月) 12:31:31.87 ID:XIdkUqZca.net] John went to a john with his john, and pull out his john. 70 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2019/03/21(木) 18:37:35.08 ID:4QaoQNbv0.net] Nishiimo: Oniichan! Stop wearing my pantsu on your head! That's not a hat. Nishiani: Kun kun sweet. Your pantsu smells good. Nishiimo: Yo You YOU'RE PERVERT! DISGUSTING! Two weeks later Nishiimo: Guess what? Nishiani: What? Nishiimo: I boght a new pantsu today! Nishiani: It's nice! Nishiimo: Don't put it on your head again please. Oniichan! Nishiani: ok ok That's not a hat. Who wears a pantsu on the head? Nishiimo: Ahaha, It's you! 71 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 17bb-uqPE) [2020/02/06(木) 05:07:11 ID:VjVqisDR0.net] 泉悌二は地獄へ落ちたようだな 72 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲW 7fe3-1ScM) [2020/02/06(木) 10:25:40 ID:7tAMwvNC0.net] I'm big 73 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ ff81-QQjh) [2020/02/06(木) 12:29:53 ID:phhZ+S3Y0.net] No matter how far you go, Shibuya is the Japanese tokyo. 74 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾗｸｯﾍﾟ MMcb-M6x7) mailto:sage [2020/02/06(木) 18:05:56 ID:czfbhUHAM.net] >>1 おもろ 75 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾗｸｯﾍﾟ MMcb-M6x7) mailto:sage [2020/02/06(木) 18:08:29 ID:czfbhUHAM.net] どれか探せないけど I'm "a" king of the world! って書いてたやつクソわろたｗｗ王様いっぱいおるんかいｗｗ 76 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾗｸｯﾍﾟ MMcb-M6x7) mailto:sage [2020/02/06(木) 18:10:54 ID:czfbhUHAM.net] >>16 だ この人、笑いの才能めっちゃある！ 77 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 175e-HR0y) mailto:sage [2020/02/06(木) 18:50:53 ID:8cPJJZVK0.net] Each individual is a unique one among the world, an only single flower blooming in the world. So, it is no wonder that someone wrote that each person is a king. 78 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 175e-HR0y) mailto:sage [2020/02/06(木) 18:54:15 ID:8cPJJZVK0.net] I ei Gyoza dumplin tonigh. I' was delicious, so much delicious.

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