hi! i am going to date with my girlfriend tomorrow. i will go shopping. i want to buy t-shirt. i haven't studied English for a week. i have to study English harder.
70 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/27(金) 23:32:25 ]
wash your cock carefully
71 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/27(金) 23:52:04 ]
Why? my girlfriend likes smelly one.
72 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 00:09:10 ]
Phimosis is bad, you need hard exercise to make your cock zurumuke.
73 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 00:31:42 ]
Hard exercise? like what?
74 名前：名無しさん@英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 02:55:26 ]
hard exercise is masturbation, isn't it? i did masturbation too many times when i was 7 or 8. so my cock got zurumuke when i was 9. but i was ashamed that i got zurumuke in my pupil period........
75 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 03:35:50 ]
Didn't your friends make fun of your zurumuke? I was also ashamed of zurumuke when I was a child. On the whole,you can't understand the value of zurumuke when you are young.
76 名前：名無しさん@英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 04:10:13 ]
God Bless The Zurumuke Pupils In Japan. May The Force Be With You.
>>79 You must speak English here even if you cannot. Right?
81 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/28(土) 10:53:53 ]
Really? Can I believe you ? THen If I translate the following Japanese phrase to English, Can I surely make myself understood? The Japanese phrase is as follows: ima chinkasu no nioiwo kaideiru tokoroda. I'm smelling my penis dust now. humm...aroma!!
You know, 2channeler are alive. They eat, sleep, pee and poop just like you. They are not like dusts. You have to take good care of them. I don't think you are old enough to do that.
My anus is full of shit. Please do as you like if you don't mind it.
96 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/29(日) 11:49:56 ]
アトポス死ね
97 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/29(日) 20:55:58 ]
What are you going to do during GW ?
98 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/29(日) 21:03:54 ]
only masturbation. But maybe I do a stalking of a favorite idol.
99 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/29(日) 23:24:57 ]
I'm going to visit your rabbit hutch.
100 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/04/29(日) 23:30:28 ]
i don't have a plan in GW. i have to look for a job. i am a senior student. but i am stupid. i don't like people. i don't want to work. but i know i have to work.
My dream is to be a woman. I've been thinking that I have a penis below my belly, but I should be being as a girl. At first I will begin to take female hormone. Second, I should go Thailand in order to undergo a trans-sexual surgery. Bye-bye, my ugly meat stick and balls. Welcome two puffy breasts.
In fact, I am NEET. None education, enploiment, teaching. But to get having any money, I have to wark in the feature... I question to you what should I do to having wark. To put on a job what must I do? I have without any idea for this problem. My good points is, 1. having the ability to cominucate by high level English 2. having lots of mastle power. I was played jujitsu. 3. having highly sharp and smart way of thinking. Graduated from famous university(rational division) 4. having good face so that any girls won't leave me alone. 5. having smily smile with inteligence
Please teach me how to earn money!
118 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/03(木) 08:15:34 ]
I have a humongous penis. Please lick my dick for ultimate pleasure. Japanese penis is small yes?
119 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/03(木) 18:51:57 ]
First,I came up with a fraud as a job for you. But it might not be a. good idea because you're very poor at telling lies
Au pays de Candy, comme dans tous les pays On s'amuse on pleure on rit Il y a des mechants et des gentils Et pour sortir des moments difficiles Avoir des amis c'est tres utile Un peu d'astuce, d'espieglerie, c'est la vie de Candy Mais elle reve et elle imagine tous les soirs en s'endormant que le petit prince des collines vient lui parler doucement Pour chasser, sa tristesse, Elle cherche la tendresse, Taquine et coquine Toujours jolie C'est Candy Candy
151 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/04(金) 13:52:20 ]
>>126 was run over by a truck and left on the road with his guts all over.
152 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/04(金) 19:38:24 ]
afer that,his guts were almost being eaten by a vulture. But his guts were so "yuck!" that even a vulture couldn't devour it. a short time ago when the bird flew away,a hyena turned up at the site.
153 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/04(金) 20:00:13 ]
The hyena noticed that there were something repulsive on the road. So he cautiously came up to it,but he had hardly approached a half way when it began to smell like a rotten fish.
154 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/04(金) 20:12:17 ]
As soon as he breathed in the stench,he almost went off into a faint. So all he could do was running away from it with his tail between his legs.
A: Is this a door? B: No,it is not. It is a window. A: How are you? B:I'm fine thank you and you?
161 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/05(土) 07:08:09 ]
--------------똥 스레 종료--------------
162 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/05(土) 08:53:49 ]
A Is this a door? B No, it is not. It is a window. Can't you know a door from a window? How stupid you are! A How are you? B I'm fine thank you and you? Oh! you look pale.you must have drunk too mush last night. How many times have I told you not to overdrink? How stupid you are!
163 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/05(土) 09:44:17 ]
A hummm...It looks so strange for a door. Could I possibly ask you if this is a door? B No,it is not. It is a window. A I've been wonding all the time whether you be fine or not. B I'm fine thank you and you?
I started getting really nervous about ending GW. How about you?
165 名前：名無しさん＠英語勉強中 [2007/05/05(土) 10:09:06 ]
Me? I have a job which has nothing to do with GW. That means I have to work almost every day. What makes you so nervous? I wonder if you're suffering from so-called"May disease (gogatu byo) or something.
