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Why did the duck cross the road?

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is the one of the longest mysteries since chiken cross the road. One genius got the answer that "To get to the other side." but no body care. The funny thing about this joke is the answer is not funny even it is a joke! What a f***. We call this Non-joke.
History

We don't know why the mystery "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is born because it is too obvious. I estimate that to have this mystery we need to know when the road and the chicken were born which we could not find out when iw was born.

An old Engrish tradition said that one chick found out the chiken crossing the road and got the answer. SO to boast his wisdom, he gave this riddle to human and they start to sink so seriously. A chick thought that human was so weird being.

Several genious challeneged this riddle and found out several answer for it. But nobody got the ultimate answer or truth.
Variation

Some how some funny dude found this joke hilarious. It has many variation.

Douglas Adams42

Oscar WildeWhy, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.

Mr. TIf you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Pyrrho the SkepticWhat road?

Julius CaesarTo come, to see, to conquer.

Martin Luther KingIt had a dream

Neil ArmstrongOne small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.

TeenagerYour Mum!

Even bible gives the answer to this question.

BibleAnd God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

External links

Why did the chicken cross the road? - Collection of Why did the chicken cross the road? jokes.

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更新日時:2017年8月18日(金)13:04
取得日時:2021/07/27 19:52


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