Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 205

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 205 at ENGLISH

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450:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:07:27.17 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically there is nothing I can't really defeat to achieve happiness and relaxation. The path I walked before had basically 0 width.
Even so, I managed to do it it seems. If I can walk on such a narrow path, and I have a lot of experience doing so, there is basically not really a problem.
If the path gets narrower over time, well that's just bad universe design. If it says the same width, well that's boring. So it basically has to get wider.
Now if the path is getting wider, and I know how to walk paths with basically 0 width, what the fuck is the problem?

451:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:18:07.83 XbAB5ajj0.net
これが俺の英語力だよ。俺の翻訳だ。ネィティブもよくできてると言ってるよ。
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We, DMM On Line English Conversation School, had not given you customers a lesson until 2015 during the Christmas season and the period before and after New Year's Day, but we have heard a lot of valuable and instructive advice from customers.
For that reason, after careful consideration, we decided to give lessons during this same period in 2017 as we did last year.
However, we expect a lot of teachers will take holidays during this period.
We are going to ask teachers all over the world to give a lesson so that all of you can have a lesson, but it is probable that all the lessons will be booked earlier than usual.
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not large in number.
※ If all the lessons are booked on the day, we are not going to issue tickets to take extra lessons.

452:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:19:22.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Any place that bans me is basically asking me to die. Garbage Chinese HelloTalk suspended me, so I deleted my account and all my shit, now that place is a giant shithole.

453:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:22:33.60 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>444
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not many.

454:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:26:25.56 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>446
If you are talking to Japanese I would use more polite language, but if you are talking to foreigners I would use more sharp language like the one I suggested in >>446 ..

455:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:31:54.81 12zUFtjJa.net
>>438
Just get out.

456:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:39:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, as long as I am happy and relaxed, there will never be a serious problem, same goes for North Korea.

457:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:15:23.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
Goddamn Sony .. you release too much shit I can't afford so I go to Walmart.ca to look at $1 hot dogs. Big fat hot dogs down my throat. Yummy.

458:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:18:34.41 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow that huge TV I dragged home through the snow is the most popular TV on the website .. this is hardly surprising.
(-.^)v

459:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:23:41.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
Just for reference for anyone who might want to know .. this is the TV.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.walmart.ca)

460:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:28:57.84 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I guess the website says it weighs about 24 kg. Not sure how I had the strength to pull it up and put it on the stand. I guess this is like the time I swam more than about 250m across a Japanese river in Kanto and had to be rescued ..

461:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:36:32.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did this happen?
Well ..
Story time.
So I was walking somewhere in Kanto after losing basically all my stuff except my passport.
I lost my jacket but suddenly the weather was very warm so it was not too bad.
Walking along (there were some weird things that happened here so I'll skip that part for now .. but I think I was so hungry and thirsty I was absorbing energy from other people. I usually picked the fat ones though.)
I eventually ran into a man there. He said いいてんきね。。
He said a phrase I heard before: ゆっくりしっててね。Well I suppose that's a saying from Touhou, and trust me I spent more than about 2000 hours listening to Touhou.
But he asked me something like since the weather is nice, it feels like you could even go for a swim.
I said maybe tomorrow.
He laughed.
But then I saw the river, and it looked like the (very big) boat heading this way knew I was about to do something, so it turned out.
Then I swam .. with shoes on.

462:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:38:54.65 Dkg+F2njH.net
I made a typing mistake.
That boat *turned* around, as if it knew I was about to do something.
I didn't want the boat to turn around for nothing, so I jumped.

463:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 03:08:18.15 Yd4u4hSyH.net
Get away!Fucking multipost wanker!

464:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:16:27.25 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>456
Oi, to the gallows with you.

465:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:57:23.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
I command my body, which the same as commanding the entire universe ..

466:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:58:35.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
which is*
One of my strong signatures is making this kind of typing mistake. If you see this signature, you may find me.

467:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:17:43.81 eXS9IxpK0.net
>>456
Don’t be rude. ゆえ is saving this thread.

468:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:24:38.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>460
I save Japanese old woman crossing the street by shining a laser into the Chinese driver's eye, causing him brain damage and death. His car is used for military bomb exercise.

469:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:37:08.21 eXS9IxpK0.net
Chinese are nemesis for the world peace.

470:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:43:55.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>462
I have said this twice basically.
China, Russia, Black people, no good.
Luckily, Chinese are killing each other at breakneck speed.
Chinese women now can't even product milk, and basically all the milk powder there is fake and poisoned. They probably need to spend $3,000,000 on a child just for milk powder.

471:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:48:41.20 Dkg+F2njH.net
Because China is so backward, it has affected their bodies. Men can't produce sperm, Women can't make milk for the babies. And the women demand millions of dollars from the men which they don't have. It is far worse than Japan.

472:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:50:24.13 Qg8jtC+10.net
>>289
I can't understand why you've thought this article is important.
It just says he changed his view after being advised by more conserevative
factions.
Or you're impressed by the detailed description regarding alleged expletive
comments?
Anyway, may favorite news sites are BBC and the New York Times. The latter is doing very good job exposing many issues.

473:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:59:38.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>465
Basically from what I remember, Trump is basically behaving like crazy person. He reminds me of how I change my decisions all the time.
I am always changing, and he always change everything at the last minute. People never know what he is going to do, just like I don't know what I am going to be doing maybe even 5 seconds from now.
I remember at a time where America was not doing so well, the only news site that didn't seem to collapse and become low quality was Washington Times. I think at that time even the New York Times became degraded.
So this is why I have strong impression of Washington Post.
The British news site that has the strongest impression on me is The Guardian ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review and Financial Times when I need a Japanese perspective or even just something Japanese to read.
When China piss me off I watch China Uncensored on YouTube
This is also British anti-China YouTube channel: URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com)
That video there is where I learned about all the milk powder smuggling, and my mom confirmed to me it was because Chinese women now can't make milk.
Personally I never ate any milk powder when I was an infant. But I think I remember learning to walk was incredibly hard for me.

474:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 05:11:14.58 Qg8jtC+10.net
I have relatively conservative views even though I like the New York Times, and I also like I like his unpredictability.
So we have different opinions.

475:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:14:01.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have a suspicion that China might actually be controlled by Russia. The whole communist thing was Russia's idea.

476:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:16:13.48 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>467
As long as I am listening to this Japanese music basically everything is ok.
It would be boring if there were no mysteries in the world.
Though I have a feeling our opinions are more similar than you think.

477:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:38:42.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Everything Samsung we buy always has a serious fault somewhere. Probably enough is enough ..

478:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:57:56.27 Dkg+F2njH.net
In a recent very hardcore Samurai game (Koei Tecmo), there was a long journey that resulted in killing the British Queen's eyes in the end.
I completed basically all the main story missions, and well a good number of side missions. This game was played by me during a very critical time ..
The last 2 chapters of the story were 2 sieges on Osaka. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but I remember it may have been people from Osaka who scared the shit out of me back in April 2015.

479:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:00:24.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
The irregular movement of people who were probably Osaka people (Osakans?) scared the bloody crap out of me. This was April 2015, in Japan. That night I thought the sun would never come up again ..

480:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:02:30.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
However, before I deleted my account, I met some Osaka people on "HelloTalk" and I was not scared of them any more. I was able to see the cute side of them.

481:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:03:45.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be very precise, this last encounter with Osaka people occurred probably maybe within the past 37 days.

482:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:10:18.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
Why do I always mention Osaka?
Well, maybe story time again ..
My dad's only brother, who is younger than him, went to Osaka with his wife before 2004.
In 2004 when our family visited China, we stayed for about 2-3 days in Osaka. So basically Osaka is the first time I went to Japan.
I remember many people had blonde hair and I never saw that many pretty girls in Canada or China, or even on TV.
The distinct thing I remember about Osaka from what I've seen recently is that they are Japanese.

483:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:21:37.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
That uncle I mentioned in my last post is no longer in Japan. His wife was unable to find a job I believe after graduating with her master's degree in Japan, so they went back to China.
Their child though was born in Japan shortly before they left.
That's Dong Yu, the one I mentioned in an earlier post (I can't be bothered to look for it now, just use CTRL+F "Dong Yu" or something.)
That's the series of posts I made explaining the origin of my name which seems to be ゆえ at least for now.
Dong Yu says he misses me, though it's hard to imagine since the last time I saw him was in 2011 (when all of this started) and he was I think not even in kindergarden ..

484:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:25:39.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
Ah, I hate having to pause this music and wait for the anxiety to come back before I continue playing it ..
This is not normal anxiety. This is Japan-depravity anxiety. No one has an anxiety even remotely similar to mine.

485:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:30:22.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
I need Japan, and I have a strong feeling that Japan needs me.
Will I be able to accomplish anything regarding this without having even a direction or goal?
Well, to be honest, I have already accomplished more than I thought was possible, and some of my wildest dreams have come true.

486:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:36:28.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be honest, I think this is just simply Separation of Anxiety. When me and Japan get separated, we both get anxiety. That's all there is to say.

487:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:37:05.85 Dkg+F2njH.net
Separation Anxiety ****
Always make mistake in most critical moment. auisdfsuirgggi

488:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 06:56:17.82 6N0qIVENa.net
I really need a girl friend because I want to have a sex.

489:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:01:23.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>481
I hope you become happy. Basically, I want Japanese to be happy. When I see happy Japanese, it makes me happy.

490:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:06:06.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have something I want to write here, maybe it is just so that I can come back and look at it if I forget.
AHem.
I believe in English we say the expression "pay attention". This is the same for US and UK English ..
This expression is interesting because usually the only other time we use the word "pay" is basically with money.
So attention can have value, like maybe money, maybe.
Personally my attention is pretty hard to get and hold. I've never seen anyone harder to satisfy than me so probably my attention is the most valuable currency of all.
So when I pay attention to Japan, I am actually paying a lot of very valuable currency.
But Japan helps me back. It is mutually beneficial.

491:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:12:43.51 Dkg+F2njH.net
Of course, my relationship with Japan is not a business relationship. It is a nonspecific relationship. There is no way to describe this relationship at all, which I strongly believe.

492:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:29:08.90 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow, I have had this Japanese steel cylinder basically touching my asshole for so long I barely feel it anymore. But without it I feel much worse.
Yes I wear the tights and the cylinder when I am sleep. And yes I also listen to the music when I sleep.

493:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:31:31.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
And yes, I have very good quality sleep. Remember that time I slept so good I forgot how to walk and my body was basically dead?

494:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:49:38.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm, I notice if I don't pay attention to something, it can seriously wilt.

495:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:55:53.43 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, on the Gamers Nexus Youtube Channel (Gamers Nexus is probably my favourite non-Japanese PC hardware news organization).
Well on that channel
(URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com))
There is basically a list of related channels .. these are basically the best PC hardware news channels, so you can select for yourself if you wish.
I don't know any Japanese news program that provides information about PC hardware, well at least not ones that speak English or simple enough Japanese that I can understand .. I guess subtitles could maybe help
Well what I wanted to say is ..
I like to read Gamers Nexus article instead of video.

496:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:00:36.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
You can see various picture of case in article. URLﾘﾝｸ(www.gamersnexus.net)
My favorite is Obs. 500D.

497:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:19:26.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
I feel like I forgot to give important info.
My first name in Chinese (Yue) has same pronounciation as moon.

498:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:22:26.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm I am getting pictures of ろり and already I'm starting to be bored ..

499:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 08:25:33.56 PpXxXtRb0.net
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500:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well after more searching I found the Legendary picture. I guess if I get bored I just look at that again.

501:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:35:38.91 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I am dancing in my white transparent thigh band tights with a solid steel cylinder from MISUMI
between my goddamn buttocks in very close contact with my anal sphincter and I think this is working against the bore dom ..

502:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:42:33.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Jesus Christ .. Crisis Averted .. '('

503:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:47:21.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
So basically what saved the world just then was the Legendary picture .. I already had multiple copies of it in my phone but I almost couldn't find it ..

504:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:50:09.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Perhaps this was the reason why I received that picture yesterday .. maybe this is Steins;Gate or Haruhi Anime and my future me is helping myself.
But I think I will use a more interesting world structure than that .. for sure ..
So basically the future doesn't exist unless it's experienced, at least right now.

505:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:02:40.87 Dkg+F2njH.net
I can't find who sent that picture
Anyway, I give up.
I want drink something .. I'll add maybe 0.1g of green tea to this water.

506:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:18:33.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think what I could have done was just eat a goddamn instant noodle.

507:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:21:50.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
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508:ゆえ
2018/01

509:/20(土) 09:42:48.65 ID:Dkg+F2njH.net

510:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:43:22.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
Would not *** be an issue omfg

511:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:12:20.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.

512:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:13:03.21 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.

513:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:38:11.43 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule.

514:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:44:44.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have better eyes than Shinzo Abe.
URLﾘﾝｸ(twitter.com)

515:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:55:06.52 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>503
You're freaked out.

516:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:56:18.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>507
Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。

517:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:14:34.78 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>506
You'd better kill yourself.

518:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:17:30.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>509
You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?
By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..

519:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:17:50.55 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>508
Now you're クソ chinese.

520:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:20:05.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>511
I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.

521:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:43:12.10 Dkg+F2njH.net
The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.
Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.
Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.

522:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:46:22.32 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。

523:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:48:53.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.

524:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:51:59.75 Dkg+F2njH.net
It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.
Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.

525:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:09.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.
I am an unusual Japanese.

526:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:48.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".

527:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:56:50.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。

528:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:58:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.
My nationality is Japanese.

529:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:59:27.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Not bad.
I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.
It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.

530:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:00:40.79 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's try a bonus sentence.
I am the only perfect Japanese.
I can tell you right now that this is fine.

531:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:08:40.61 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?
I suspect one day we'll find out.

532:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:12:24.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.

533:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:14:17.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..

534:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:15:10.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
Fuck me, I wanna go home ..

535:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:18:35.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".

536:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:19:49.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。

537:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:21:27.98 Dkg+F2njH.net
It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.

538:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:24:22.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.

539:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:28:37.99 Dkg+F2njH.net
How about t

540:his sentence: I'm the first Japanese.

541:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:29:25.13 Dkg+F2njH.net
That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。

542:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:31:25.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.

543:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:35:25.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..
I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..

544:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:36:58.46 Dkg+F2njH.net
This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.

545:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:37:46.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.
Writing this feels very natural.

546:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:38:31.06 Dkg+F2njH.net
But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.

547:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:43:23.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..
So we're basically family ..

548:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:49:08.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
I am Japanese.
にほんじんです、よ。

549:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:51:06.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.

550:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:53:27.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.
I was Japanese all along..

551:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:55:01.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..

552:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:56:04.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.

553:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:09:22.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:
0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me

554:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:10:59.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me clarify:
8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese.

555:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:15:57.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first..

556:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:17:11.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese.

557:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:20:43.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically.

558:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:33:12.58 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me update the relative power distribution.
Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0

559:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:18:04.99 Nu3XpFghM.net
>>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!!

560:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:24:04.39 I9DACP2lM.net
>>512
You're offending.lol

561:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 18:32:29.69 ZbwnuoN+0.net
How's going? What's your favorite author?
I like Kathy Acker !!!

562:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:14:41.32 cMab1Htp0.net
>>492
this AA is what i want to paste lately
wwww

563:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:38:24.47 MKMopgCzM.net
>>552
What's the famouse nobel of her?

564:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:00:01.63 Dkg+F2njH.net
My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..
My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter.

565:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 21:10:42.35 ZbwnuoN+0.net
>>554
Probably, "Empire of the Senseless" or Blood and Guts in High School.

566:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:12:32.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..
The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)
This is basically American book.
In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.
The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon ..

567:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:21:55.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>557
I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known.

568:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.
Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.
I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.
He was Chemistry teacher.

569:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:31:10.30 cMab1Htp0.net
i plan to make oden this night.
but daikon radish is super expensive!!!!!!

570:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:32:24.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did I hear about Facebook?
In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".
At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.
This was basically when no one knew about Face book.

571:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:34:13.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>560
What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa.

572:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:41:18.44 dvwueU1UM.net
>>562
A lot of fuck you to you.

573:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:44:29.99 dvwueU1UM.net
>>450
You're poor bad boy.

574:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:49:39.69 dvwueU1UM.net
>>560
So expensive in all place recently?

575:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:54:51.85 5g7WE4Km0.net
If Daikon is expensibe, then why don't you take care of it by yourself?

576:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:13:38.37 MKMopgCzM.net
>>566
Do you mean 家庭菜園？

577:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:18:52.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>563
Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん

578:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:19:05.86 eXS9IxpK0.net
Daikon is hard to grow....

579:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:21:23.07 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>567
I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..
For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal ..

580:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:31:06.49 cMab1Htp0.net
>>565
i think so.
a tiny Daikon was 298yen.
and hakusai and cabbage is 398yen.

581:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:33:15.08 cMab1Htp0.net
URLﾘﾝｸ(twitter.com)
hakusai is 798yen in some areas.

582:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:34:44.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>572
That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that ..

583:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:46:41.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.
I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole ..

584:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:52:53.16 MKMopgCzM.net
>>571
So expensive.
Can't believe that.

585:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:00:48.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>575
Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.
Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese.

586:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:04:13.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.
Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.
She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"
She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance.

587:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:05:57.38 5g7WE4Km0.net
>>567
yeah, that's what I wanted to mean. but maybe I should have said cultivate daikon or something
instead of it.

588:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:08:28.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>578
Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..
It's not easy to find a better word than what you used.

589:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:18:43.28 RQwWZOy/a.net
>>574
You're chinese.
lier.

590:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:20:13.03 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>580
I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.
I was never Chinese.
I was always Japanese.
See how good I fucked up your country?

591:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:32:29.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap.

592:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 00:04:22.79 9twQCXVA0.net
>>575
are you not a japanese?
if japanese, my case should be thought as relatevely cheep after seeing >>572 this tweet.

593:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 00:39:02.31 GeWZd/Jga.net
>>581
Tell us about yourself more.

594:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:29:31.76 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>583
My instinct tells me non-Japanese are not capable of saying the words "my only nationality is Chinese, and I am not a Chinese .. " in a natural way.
For example, if a Chinese says Japanese is one of their native languages, they will be sure to add Simplified Chinese as well.
>>584
Today my Chinese caretaker took me to a Chinese supermarket .. and there were Pakis and Chinese everywhere. The Cantonese were happy to see me probably because our country enslaved them in the past.
I was wearing my surgical mask, white with basically neko design.
I just threw shit into the basket while my mom was taking a piss. By the time she came out, we were done shopping.
And some people will spend too much time shopping and still buy just garbage.

595:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:32:03.88 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>585
Fucking typo, but I guess it works. Basically there are certain sentences describing that person's own nationality that people are not able to say naturally.
Tell them to say "I am not Chinese." with a straight face.
Or, にほんじんですよ。People pretending to be Japanese are most likely not to type only just this sentence. They will add something stupid to the end of it.

596:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:34:39.10 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>585
I said out loud, "looks like everybody here is almost dead."
The woman behind me was sexually excited.

597:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:45:03.29 tuFVp7Z3H.net
My Chinese caretaker, basically I call her "mom", she's the strongest Chinese of all. But I defeated her with help from another Japanese.

598:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:46:25.70 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>588
I even managed to get her to give me $10, even after I told her "I am not Chinese. I am Japanese."
Not even Jesus can accomplish that.

599:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 03:58:13.45 pH/B1KjW0.net
I want a hot muscle dude right now and fuck me hard like there is no tomorrow.

600:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:01:43.59 9twQCXVA0.net
just buy uri-sen.

601:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:04:09.59 tuFVp7Z3H.net
We can probably overthrow Chinese government with a little help from the Cantonese ..
Basically, the parts of China we invaded still has our influence.

602:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:05:03.22 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Just continue pushing the battle lines from the war. I bet those lines are basically still there ..

603:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:06:56.21 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Since I defeated my mom, she is basically under my control .. she cleans the mess when I piss the ground.

604:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:09:18.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
She is from Southern China .. most likely some area we raped before.

605:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:10:55.29 aHn5dje3H.net
>>600
Whoever are you anyway?

606:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:12:15.13 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>596
You'll be our slave some day. Unless of course you died.

607:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:13:52.68 aHn5dje3H.net
>>609
Your fucking ugry multipost.
For what?

608:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:16:10.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Chinese people usually don't have access to me directly so they try to find my sign

609:al however they can. After I sometimes say something to my mom, she talks to her relatives and basically spreads the influence. She doesn't want me to give attention to any Chinese other than her, basically. So whatever information she passes on in this game of broken telephone is what reaches the ears of China.

610:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:17:37.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>598
You seem to be out of Sync. Are you a Haafu?

611:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:20:55.65 tuFVp7Z3H.net
And no, I don't approve of Haafu.
We Japanese are not even sexually compatible with the other people.
Haafu are mistakes.

612:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:22:25.12 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically, I want to see relatively pure Japanese, not be diluted with bull shit.

613:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:23:43.58 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I guess what I am saying is keep the Haafu out of Japan.
I want at least Japan to be somewhat pure.

614:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:28:23.24 tuFVp7Z3H.net
When Japanese men impregnate non-Japanese, we are spreading Japanese influence.
However I am too pure, non-Japanese basically make my penis soft.
So I will not do this job with my own body.
But when Japanese women give birth to Haafu, that is a travesty because we are investing Japanese resources to raise diluted-blood garbage.

615:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:31:02.01 aHn5dje3H.net
>>611
Satisfied?

616:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:33:02.58 pH/B1KjW0.net
I want to grab hot muscle dude’s bubble butts and enjoy it

617:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:37:12.03 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>605
There is no post 611 ..

618:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:38:44.80 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>606
I am sexually compatible with all Japanese, even Japanese Youkai.

619:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:41:38.65 aHn5dje3H.net
>>622
Shot this geek right now.

620:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:56:40.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>609
Please get this Nigger out of here.

621:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:59:55.66 ooY4tfsD0.net
Let's just stop posting.
Alternatively, someone dox this ゆえ nerd.

622:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:08:54.44 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>611
Didn't I dox myself?
No harm comes to me no matter what I do, so whatever.

623:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:27:34.57 tuFVp7Z3H.net
The local police here know me very well .. they are probably worried I can't protect myself so I bet they are always trying to prevent me from getting hurt, lol.

624:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:53:47.74 tuFVp7Z3H.net
My mom is stronger than the Chinese leader .. she maintains posture and recovers optimism better and faster.

625:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:57:47.39 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I saw the chinese leader break posture as he walked off the stage .. as if maybe he was faking the whole thing.

626:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:00:31.82 tuFVp7Z3H.net
If only we could understand each other better ..

627:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:02:52.13 tuFVp7Z3H.net
When I was in Japan, I remember hearing the duration of the Ma in Arigatou Gozaimasu was basically perfect. I haven't heard perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu in quite some time.
But it seems somehow I learned how do to a perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu ..

628:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:07:41.75 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>617
Now it's rare for me to need to say Gozaimasu ..
So instead I focus on the duration of the Jou in Daijoubu.

629:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:13:56.49 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Fuck, a few minutes ago what I should have done was said Daijoubu. だいじょうぶ。

630:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:15:16.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
みあさん、だいじょうぶ。

631:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:23:45.87 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I saw the article on NHK world and it made me so sad.
でも、だいじょうぶ、みなさん。

632:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:56:45.21 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I take picture today.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.facebook.com)

633:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:00:27.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically the reason I throw insults is because I run into so many people pretending to be Japanese so unless you're very Japanese sometimes I just assume you're not Japanese.

634:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 07:30:40.05 bBNsbQpA0.net
I don't like the word: haafu.
It just mock the Japanese pronunciation.
It is very natural to be influenced by the first language and every Japanese words have vowels,
so I completely hate such mocking.

635:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:39:49.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>624
I just used it because I thought it was an easier way to understand which word I mean ..
Basically if I type Hiragana I have to switch back and forth between ABC-mode and Hiragana mode ..
sometimes I just use ABC mode ..

636:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:48:22.29 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>624
I don't mind when Japanese create words like ぱそこん from English words like computer .. so w/e

637:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 08:09:08.42 bBNsbQpA0.net
Yeah, I understand. I've reacted too much.
My favorite musician retired so I've got a little bit nervous from yesterday...

638:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:28:24.58 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I am Japanese .. more Japanese than anybody.
This sounds rediculous but it is the simplest explanation .. and it makes me feel more relaxed.

639:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:32:02.53 tuFVp7Z3H.net
It would explain why I can defeat other Japanese .. foreigners can never defeat a Japanese ..
and it explains the number 7.

640:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:34:25.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I could go in depth here .. but I am instead going to watch some NHK World. I don't think I've ever seen my home country TV program with sub-title.

641:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:50:13.67 tuFVp7Z3H.net
It's too sad ..
I will do something else I think.

642:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:59:31.02 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I think the population decline of Japan is a problem.
When we are in the right state, the population should basically increase, and there should be enough creativity to support the life of the new people.

643:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:08:04.17 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Where does new life come from?
The short answer is me. I am nothing. I have seen it in my eyes.
I do not wish to go into specifics about what happens when someone is born right now.

644:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:11:38.61 tuFVp7Z3H.net
However, the reflection of nothing is everything ..

645:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:14:13.30 tuFVp7Z3H.net
In the beginning there was nothing. 0 if you will.
After much reflection and effort, it was discovered that the state of nothing is 1 state.
Thus 1 was born.
Now 0 and 1 are 2 things. Thus 2 was born.
And so on ..

646:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:21:06.15 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>635
I had thought of this in 2011 basically .. and this is the first time it is shared basically.

647:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:38:17.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
So this is one way to look at why I always listen to this Japanese music.
Note: This is very super high quality Japanese music.
I am nothing, so I can't do anything. But my reflection, 1 (Japan), is my greatest accomplishment
When I hear the voice of 1 it allows for the stable existence of 2, 3, 4, 5 .. basically everything else.

648:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:44:33.43 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically, the world is not stable unless 0 and 1 are together.
Without 0, 1 doesn't even exist really.
Without 1, 0 is back to square one, which was the state of nothing. And I am definitely never going back there, as I think I actually killed that possibility.
My ultimate backup was to return to the state of nothing, but I destroyed that backup and any way to create that backup again ..

649:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:52:47.66 tuFVp7Z3H.net
So, how am I Japanese?
0 created 1 (this took unimaginable amounts of effort, which I will remind you)
So all Japanese are my children, basically.
My physical body is something, and the only body it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese body.

650:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:54:35.77 tuFVp7Z3H.net
The easy way to approach is that whatever 0 says becomes law. I say I am Japanese, and that is the end of the story.

651:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:55:57.44 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>639
The only mind it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese mind.
Basically 0 needs to surround itself with 1, its greatest accomplishment.

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