Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 205

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 205 at ENGLISH

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350:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:57:18.98 ebUPz7wJH.net
>>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress.

351:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:10:22.79 ebUPz7wJH.net
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
URLﾘﾝｸ(jbbs.shitaraba.net)

352:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:17:44.74 KVwDbi9jx.net
how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam?

353:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:07:24.20 tki0LnclM.net
It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going?

354:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:20:32.67 P7EMFKy+0.net
I heard over 70% of coast lines in Japan would be submerged in the near future due to
climate change. We should move to mountains.

355:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:53:30.70 bzO17tOB0.net
>>347
wait until this weekend.

356:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:56:35.21 JYoPgS0o0.net
I want big fat white cocks!

357:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:27:15.02 9P5EOfljH.net
You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ?

358:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:29:10.53 oRBW/NgTH.net
good day

359:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:30:30.01 L36MYHPU0.net
I want a big white dick in my mouth right now

360:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:34:37.41 9P5EOfljH.net
lol .. (-_-'')

361:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:13:41.74 y+IL8Rl30.net
I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori.

362:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:14:16.29 L36MYHPU0.net
Misae Nohara?

363:ゆえ
18/01/18 02:33:06.22 9P5EOfljH.net
Yes I am probably reading your posts ..
I usually post here sometimes in the other thread ( ｽﾚﾘﾝｸ(english板) )
Because I have a feeling this thread was started by a Korean ..

364:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 03:33:58.62 y+IL8Rl30.net
>>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia.

365:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 04:07:32.63 JXM0OFz1a.net
>>358
No kidding.

366:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:16:49.24 9P5EOfljH.net
>>358
I like it. ^^

367:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:33:04.18 9P5EOfljH.net
However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..
It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.
Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan ..

368:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:38:12.18 9P5EOfljH.net
I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.
So I have no goals.

369:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 07:50:05.74 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>361
no one asked your case.

370:ゆえ
18/01/18 08:28:25.12 9P5EOfljH.net
>>363
What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet.

371:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 12:41:00.39 d55+eYZ7a.net
>>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal.

372:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:00:15.26 s574wzn90.net
>>348
the earth rather has gone into Little Ice Age

373:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:09:12.75 s574wzn90.net
>>364
who the fuck are you?
what do you come here for
just troll?

374:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:05:21.77 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>361
Your story is all boring.

375:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:06:01.60 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>364
Agree!

376:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:31:48.71 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
No kidding.

377:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 18:29:29.99 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
You're streaching the truth.

378:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 19:41:02.17 8cPpOT/50.net
>>366
you're right. This year's snowfall in southern Japan was very unusual incident.
and the world coldest town in Russia has renewed its record--maybe minus50 or 55 degrees.

379:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:04:34.41 o3YSAhNI0.net
Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit

380:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:26:26.73 L36MYHPU0.net
What

381:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:59:25.89 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>373
anyway your heart is so ugly

382:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:30:38.08 u43vcZcn0.net
Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels.

383:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:42:42.30 L36MYHPU0.net
The ultimate question....

Which is better... Chinese or Korean

384:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:45:48.79 u43vcZcn0.net
>>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects.

385:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:48:09.45 L36MYHPU0.net
>>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects.

386:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:11:50.39 u43vcZcn0.net
>>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man.

387:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:30:01.58 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>377
You're ugry and so boring.

388:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:35:43.76 PIrKV9HHa.net
Be more productive!

389:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:38:33.21 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>301
He's not female!

390:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:53:26.22 L36MYHPU0.net
>>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better

391:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:55:55.17 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work.

392:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:42.66 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>384
I agree. But when it comes to the robotics program, I don't think China have much.

393:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:44.28 tCFwT3By0.net
chinese tend to be chubby.
korean tend to be stout.

394:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 02:15:16.19 HW7T7/1t0.net
Yes. Koreans tend to be slutty. So many Korean prostitutes in Japan.

395:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:06:58.29 B+0BoiT7a.net
Asians don't love.Why?

396:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:07:35.71 B+0BoiT7a.net
>>389
don't love Australia.Sorry.

397:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:26:28.14 qvnpurTyH.net
Korean is better than Chinese .. this is for sure.
Anyhow, you're right. I'm not human. I have no specific species category.

398:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:28:03.33 qvnpurTyH.net
>>379
Basically I can only stand Japanese and British people right now .. both Island nations. And of course you know which one I like more. How many times do I need to say it?

399:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:53:31.40 qvnpurTyH.net
Chinese try to get people to talk to them by pretending to be Japanese.
But Koreans very rarely do this.
And when I was arrested in Japan, first it was by "police officers" who were speaking Mandarin to each other. Then it was a bunch of undercover Koreans at a police box. But it was only the Japanese police that I could tolerate.

400:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:03:46.20 qvnpurTyH.net
By the way, I saw some weird things in Japan.
First there was an apartment where a truck came carrying very suspicious equipment. The bikes on the first floor were all new. The building guy who was on the first floor was not a real Japanese I believe.
The thing that surprised me was to see a weird evil-looking alien-claw like antenna on top of some building. All of this was basically in Kanto, or the Tokyo regon.
It looked like that claw radar was trying to gather the spiritual energy of Tokyo while I was there.
The Chinese police told me to go see the Sky Tree when they dropped me off somewhere, from their fake police headquarters.
They even had a minority tribe woman Chinese who was used to pretend to be Japanese. They basically took photocopies of all my identification, including Canadian passport, and went through basically all my belo

401:ngings. The only reason I wandered into that region was because some woman on the JR Rail used her umbrella to hit my leg as if telling me to get off at that station. This is why Sky Tree is basically unpopular, because my first impression of it is recommendation by fake Chinese police in Tokyo.

402:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:22:16.43 qvnpurTyH.net
There's not supposed to be Chinese people in Japan, especially not Mangement positions, and ESPECIALLY not CEO. So wtf is happening with BTCBOX? I get fucking tricked by Chinese who all they know how to do is make fakes. Fucking parasites.

403:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:27:46.22 qvnpurTyH.net
I just got invited to big Samsung event in Toronto Eaton Centre (Jan 25)
But If I think about the fact that basically everybody who go there bought the S8 phone, then it becomes less appealing to me ..

404:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:29:02.74 Kin+r4jB0.net
why do you always write so long sentence?
you should learn to summarize what you want to express.

405:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:42:41.62 qvnpurTyH.net
>>397
I like big white cocks. Yummy.

406:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:55:40.42 Kin+r4jB0.net
>>398
I want to insert my big cannon and shoot out my strong bullet into your heart.

407:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:56:49.26 qvnpurTyH.net
>>399
Somehow I think I am sexually compatible with both Japanese men and women. But that's it.

408:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:13:29.59 qvnpurTyH.net
I think a Japanese man can probably fuck me while I fuck a Japanese woman at the same time.
I always have a Nippon steel 150mm length 10mm diameter shaft between my buttocks (not inserted into the hole because then I can't really sit.) It's just clenched between my buttocks while basically touching my asshole.
So when I masturbate to Japanese porn, it really is not much different than being fucked by a Japanese man at the same time.

409:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:28:14.22 qvnpurTyH.net
Now that I think about it, men usually like to touch my ass or kiss my neck .. but usually it's きもちわるい。

410:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:38:37.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I have a cousin .. didn't see him that much after I left China at age ~7.15. One time I found pictures of naked little boys on his computer. I think he has sexual memories of me and the logical conclusion is that he is sexually attracted to me.

411:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:51:45.27 qvnpurTyH.net
When I left China, or rather, the day I arrived in Canada, I believe is December 28, 1998. I'm not sure exactly. I think it was about 3 days away from New Year.
After we arrived there was the biggest snow I ever saw, probably more than 1 meter of snow, the door could not open basically.

412:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:07:09.35 qvnpurTyH.net
I'm getting contacted by headhunters. The only headhunter that can even slightly attract me is a headhunter from Japan, but I got rejected from Rakuten in April 2015 so I will get revenge first.

413:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:36:59.92 qvnpurTyH.net
This is my LinkedIn profile.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.linkedin.com)ゆえ-どん-492094157/
Last time some splitskull Russian said my resume was too simple. How's this for simple fuckwat.

414:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:38:59.56 qvnpurTyH.net
Oh, that's a picture of Honoka from Dead or ALive 3. Honoka has helped me sometimes. I like Honoka.
Today when some Japanese bitch was giving me a hard time I said fuck it and masturbated to Honoka.
It was hard but Honoka made me forget about her.

415:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:15.04 qvnpurTyH.net
I think right now I can't talk to any Japanese people so probably the world wants me to sleep. But what if I am not sleepy? I was very sleepy at 8pm but you guys made me not sleepy any more . . . . ..

416:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:44.75 qvnpurTyH.net
So basically I am fucked. By Japanese men, or women with dildos.

417:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:44:05.51 qvnpurTyH.net
So am I sperm or egg? It seems at times I can be sharp sperm but at other times I am the biggest fattest egg.

418:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:48:13.54 qvnpurTyH.net
I think in the airport before I was at the terminal for the first time waiting for the flight to Japan I think there was a maybe Japanese man who tried putting me to sleep. But in the end really he fell asleep and basically I got on the plane.

419:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:50:16.13 qvnpurTyH.net
The last time in Japan I was awake for about 7 straight days. And basically 95% of that was spent walking.

420:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:54:13.18 qvnpurTyH.net
I was eating pretty good food. One meal a day..except that one time at McDonalds where I think the Chinese poisoned the food or something.
The first time I went to McDonalds there (or was it the second time .. ) I got like this really huge burger for maybe 400 yen.
I carried it basically with me and took a bite occassionally during my long journey. I remember that burger. It was breakfast burger.

421:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:25:04.17 yHcWD/juM.net
>>396
Don't post continuously.
Here's not your own message board.
Get yourself in the rule.

422:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:29:39.02 yHcWD/juM.net
>>409
Don't idle away.

423:ゆえ
18/01/19 20:58:10.99 qvnpurTyH.net
Well, I woke up .. another day. I wonder what interesting things happen today.
Some retard from Vancouver asked if the rest of Canada has people living always with their parents.
I told that retard "I have no house, no car, no girlfriend, no money, no job, no sex" but I have a shitton of happiness. Some people work for 50 years to have happiness. I just get happiness directly.

424:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:02:11.89 qvnpurTyH.net
Actually, some people work hard to get all those things but they still don't have any happiness. Now that is failure.

425:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:08:36.72 qvnpurTyH.net
I think someone changed my FB password .. weird man. The reason I fell asleep yesterday was because my FB credentials got changed so I could not log in to Lang-8.
かなりおせかい。。

426:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:38:23.71 qvnpurTyH.net
Bloody hell. One obstacle after another. Typical.

427:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:44:02.73 qvnpurTyH.net
So I got banned from some Japanese girl's Chaturbate cause I made her life miserable, then I got banned from HiNative.
At least British Big Yummy Cocks won't ban me.

428:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 21:46:46.49 tCFwT3By0.net
rupaaaaaaaaaaaaaann

429:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:47:17.56 qvnpurTyH.net
I am banned from Reddit r/China, banned from r/CasualUK
I hope Canada ban me so maybe I can go somewhere. But without me this place instantly turns out into a shit hole ..

430:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:51:55.90 qvnpurTyH.net
Somehow I bumped into somebody somewhere and now I occassionally get sent pretty high quality and rare illegal Japanese porn.

431:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:53:07.66 qvnpurTyH.net
But come on, I am sure they are only 1,000 year old ろり

432:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:57:24.73 qvnpurTyH.net
Guess I have to lock my phone and say I forgot the password .. I have medical history to back it up so it's fine.

433:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:01:55.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I got banned for "'Aving a go at Americans"
The Chinese place where basically the Chinese moderator woke up 8 hours late and did something .. but it was "too little too late" as usual.

434:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:04:36.39 qvnpurTyH.net
Sometimes it's like Japanese like to sit back and just watch me talk. I clear the air so hard there is basically nothing to say.

435:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:08:53.82 qvnpurTyH.net
Because I am nobody with no nationality or sex or species, I can basically pretend to be anybody perfectly.
I can communicate with animals, and sometimes I've seen a very sexy dog pussy. There were 3 dots on its butt surrounding the pussy that made a triangle. This was interesting.

436:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:11:34.77 qvnpurTyH.net
I like pussy that naturally don't have hair. I am sure this is not a rare preference.

437:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:17:44.05 qvnpurTyH.net
Sure, some people may think it's something like I have cancer, but the reality is that the mutated DNA is making me diverge from the rest of you. Basically I am evolving.

438:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:19:08.23 qvnpurTyH.net
It may be metamorphosis, where a fat worm becomes a butterfly. But the process in the middle may not be pretty.

439:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:48:45.23 qvnpurTyH.net
Once it was cloudy and I didn't like it. So I raised my left hand at the sky and said "clear skies".
About 20 minutes later there was a huge spiralling hole in the sky where there were no clouds, directly above us. It was as if my mom didn't want me to look at that hole in the sky.

440:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:13:23.58 qvnpurTyH.net
If my dick is too small, I don't care. Just fuck a Rori. To her, my dig is pretty big. It all works out.

441:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:14:23.29 qvnpurTyH.net
The youngest Rori I can fit all of my dick in is probably the perfect one.

442:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:18:16.07 qvnpurTyH.net
Once at Wal-Mart I was quite neutrally looking at some girl. Her mom gave me a strange look, as if appalled someone my height was looking at her daughter. But I was wearing Kawaii Japanese-influence Surgical Mask, so all is fine.

443:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:21:41.68 qvnpurTyH.net
These pictures I am getting .. the girls are getting cuter. The reason is because I am looking at their pictures. I am basically watering the plant. If I don't look at/water the plant, it has a harder time.

444:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 23:39:06.27 B6fwLD4/M.net
>>436
You're totally no class.

445:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:42:49.75 qvnpurTyH.net
>>437
Are you a bloody damn Chinasad or a Koreabitch.

446:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:17:31.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think the only thing that pisses a Japanese more than me saying I love British penis is saying they are Chinese. I don't do this unless you really piss me off or act non-Japanese.

447:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:43:03.11 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think it pisses off Japanese girls when I pay attention to other Japanese girls. But if I'm not satisfied, I'll get satisfaction elsewhere ..

448:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:48:07.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically when I'm not satisfied there is serious real damage done to everybody so satisfaction is basically my number one priority.

449:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:52:16.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Do I just fucking see a picture of a girl at the goddamn nurse's office at school. Wow
I never thought I could enjoy good life like this. See, basically until maybe a few days ago my life was very hard.

450:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:07:27.17 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically there is nothing I can't really defeat to achieve happiness and relaxation. The path I walked before had basically 0 width.
Even so, I managed to do it it seems. If I can walk on such a narrow path, and I have a lot of experience doing so, there is basically not really a problem.
If the path gets narrower over time, well that's just bad universe design. If it says the same width, well that's boring. So it basically has to get wider.
Now if the path is getting wider, and I know how to walk paths with basically 0 width, what the fuck is the problem?

451:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:18:07.83 XbAB5ajj0.net
これが俺の英語力だよ。俺の翻訳だ。ネィティブもよくできてると言ってるよ。
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452:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:19:22.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Any place that bans me is basically asking me to die. Garbage Chinese HelloTalk suspended me, so I deleted my account and all my shit, now that place is a giant shithole.

453:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:22:33.60 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>444
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not many.

454:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:26:25.56 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>446
If you are talking to Japanese I would use more polite language, but if you are talking to foreigners I would use more sharp language like the one I suggested in >>446 ..

455:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:31:54.81 12zUFtjJa.net
>>438
Just get out.

456:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:39:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, as long as I am happy and relaxed, there will never be a serious problem, same goes for North Korea.

457:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:15:23.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
Goddamn Sony .. you release too much shit I can't afford so I go to Walmart.ca to look at $1 hot dogs. Big fat hot dogs down my throat. Yummy.

458:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:18:34.41 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow that huge TV I dragged home through the snow is the most popular TV on the website .. this is hardly surprising.
(-.^)v

459:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:23:41.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
Just for reference for anyone who might want to know .. this is the TV.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.walmart.ca)

460:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:28:57.84 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I guess the website says it weighs about 24 kg. Not sure how I had the strength to pull it up and put it on the stand. I guess this is like the time I swam more than about 250m across a Japanese river in Kanto and had to be rescued ..

461:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:36:32.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did this happen?
Well ..
Story time.
So I was walking somewhere in Kanto after losing basically all my stuff except my passport.
I lost my jacket but suddenly the weather was very warm so it was not too bad.
Walking along (there were some weird things that happened here so I'll skip that part for now .. but I think I was so hungry and thirsty I was absorbing energy from other people. I usually picked the fat ones though.)
I eventually ran into a man there. He said いいてんきね。。
He said a phrase I heard before: ゆっくりしっててね。Well I suppose that's a saying from Touhou, and trust me I spent more than about 2000 hours listening to Touhou.
But he asked me something like since the weather is nice, it feels like you could even go for a swim.
I said maybe tomorrow.
He laughed.
But then I saw the river, and it looked like the (very big) boat heading this way knew I was about to do something, so it turned out.
Then I swam .. with shoes on.

462:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:38:54.65 Dkg+F2njH.net
I made a typing mistake.
That boat *turned* around, as if it knew I was about to do something.
I didn't want the boat to turn around for nothing, so I jumped.

463:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 03:08:18.15 Yd4u4hSyH.net
Get away!Fucking multipost wanker!

464:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:16:27.25 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>456
Oi, to the gallows with you.

465:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:57:23.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
I command my body, which the same as commanding the entire universe ..

466:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:58:35.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
which is*
One of my strong signatures is making this kind of typing mistake. If you see this signature, you may find me.

467:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:17:43.81 eXS9IxpK0.net
>>456
Don’t be rude. ゆえ is saving this thread.

468:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:24:38.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>460
I save Japanese old woman crossing the street by shining a laser into the Chinese driver's eye, causing him brain damage and death. His car is used for military bomb exercise.

469:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:37:08.21 eXS9IxpK0.net
Chinese are nemesis for the world peace.

470:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:43:55.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>462
I have said this twice basically.
China, Russia, Black people, no good.
Luckily, Chinese are killing each other at breakneck speed.
Chinese women now can't even product milk, and basically all the milk powder there is fake and poisoned. They probably need to spend $3,000,000 on a child just for milk powder.

471:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:48:41.20 Dkg+F2njH.net
Because China is so backward, it has affected their bodies. Men can't produce sperm, Women can't make milk for the babies. And the women demand millions of dollars from the men which they don't have. It is far worse than Japan.

472:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:50:24.13 Qg8jtC+10.net
>>289
I can't understand why you've thought this article is important.
It just says he changed his view after being advised by more conserevative
factions.
Or you're impressed by the detailed description regarding alleged expletive
comments?
Anyway, may favorite news sites are BBC and the New York Times. The latter is doing very good job exposing many issues.

473:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:59:38.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>465
Basically from what I remember, Trump is basically behaving like crazy person. He reminds me of how I change my decisions all the time.
I am always changing, and he always change everything at the last minute. People never know what he is going to do, just like I don't know what I am going to be doing maybe even 5 seconds from now.
I remember at a time where America was not doing so well, the only news site that didn't seem to collapse and become low quality was Washington Times. I think at that time even the New York Times became degraded.
So this is why I have strong impression of Washington Post.
The British news site that has the strongest impression on me is The Guardian ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review and Financial Times when I need a Japanese perspective or even just something Japanese to read.
When China piss me off I watch China Uncensored on YouTube
This is also British anti-China YouTube channel: URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com)
That video there is where I learned about all the milk powder smuggling, and my mom confirmed to me it was because Chinese women now can't make milk.
Personally I never ate any milk powder when I was an infant. But I think I remember learning to walk was incredibly hard for me.

474:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 05:11:14.58 Qg8jtC+10.net
I have relatively conservative views even though I like the New York Times, and I also like I like his unpredictability.
So we have different opinions.

475:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:14:01.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have a suspicion that China might actually be controlled by Russia. The whole communist thing was Russia's idea.

476:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:16:13.48 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>467
As long as I am listening to this Japanese music basically everything is ok.
It would be boring if there were no mysteries in the world.
Though I have a feeling our opinions are more similar than you think.

477:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:38:42.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Everything Samsung we buy always has a serious fault somewhere. Probably enough is enough ..

478:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:57:56.27 Dkg+F2njH.net
In a recent very hardcore Samurai game (Koei Tecmo), there was a long journey that resulted in killing the British Queen's eyes in the end.
I completed basically all the main story missions, and well a good number of side missions. This game was played by me during a very critical time ..
The last 2 chapters of the story were 2 sieges on Osaka. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but I remember it may have been people from Osaka who scared the shit out of me back in April 2015.

479:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:00:24.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
The irregular movement of people who were probably Osaka people (Osakans?) scared the bloody crap out of me. This was April 2015, in Japan. That night I thought the sun would never come up again ..

480:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:02:30.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
However, before I deleted my account, I met some Osaka people on "HelloTalk" and I was not scared of them any more. I was able to see the cute side of them.

481:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:03:45.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be very precise, this last encounter with Osaka people occurred probably maybe within the past 37 days.

482:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:10:18.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
Why do I always mention Osaka?
Well, maybe story time again ..
My dad's only brother, who is younger than him, went to Osaka with his wife before 2004.
In 2004 when our family visited China, we stayed for about 2-3 days in Osaka. So basically Osaka is the first time I went to Japan.
I remember many people had blonde hair and I never saw that many pretty girls in Canada or China, or even on TV.
The distinct thing I remember about Osaka from what I've seen recently is that they are Japanese.

483:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:21:37.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
That uncle I mentioned in my last post is no longer in Japan. His wife was unable to find a job I believe after graduating with her master's degree in Japan, so they went back to China.
Their child though was born in Japan shortly before they left.
That's Dong Yu, the one I mentioned in an earlier post (I can't be bothered to look for it now, just use CTRL+F "Dong Yu" or something.)
That's the series of posts I made explaining the origin of my name which seems to be ゆえ at least for now.
Dong Yu says he misses me, though it's hard to imagine since the last time I saw him was in 2011 (when all of this started) and he was I think not even in kindergarden ..

484:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:25:39.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
Ah, I hate having to pause this music and wait for the anxiety to come back before I continue playing it ..
This is not normal anxiety. This is Japan-depravity anxiety. No one has an anxiety even remotely similar to mine.

485:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:30:22.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
I need Japan, and I have a strong feeling that Japan needs me.
Will I be able to accomplish anything regarding this without having even a direction or goal?
Well, to be honest, I have already accomplished more than I thought was possible, and some of my wildest dreams have come true.

486:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:36:28.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be honest, I think this is just simply Separation of Anxiety. When me and Japan get separated, we both get anxiety. That's all there is to say.

487:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:37:05.85 Dkg+F2njH.net
Separation Anxiety ****
Always make mistake in most critical moment. auisdfsuirgggi

488:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 06:56:17.82 6N0qIVENa.net
I really need a girl friend because I want to have a sex.

489:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:01:23.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>481
I hope you become happy. Basically, I want Japanese to be happy. When I see happy Japanese, it makes me happy.

490:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:06:06.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have something I want to write here, maybe it is just so that I can come back and look at it if I forget.
AHem.
I believe in English we say the expression "pay attention". This is the same for US and UK English ..
This expression is interesting because usually the only other time we use the word "pay" is basically with money.
So attention can have value, like maybe money, maybe.
Personally my attention is pretty hard to get and hold. I've never seen anyone harder to satisfy than me so probably my attention is the most valuable currency of all.
So when I pay attention to Japan, I am actually paying a lot of very valuable currency.
But Japan helps me back. It is mutually beneficial.

491:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:12:43.51 Dkg+F2njH.net
Of course, my relationship with Japan is not a business relationship. It is a nonspecific relationship. There is no way to describe this relationship at all, which I strongly believe.

492:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:29:08.90 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow, I have had this Japanese steel cylinder basically touching my asshole for so long I barely feel it anymore. But without it I feel much worse.
Yes I wear the tights and the cylinder when I am sleep. And yes I also listen to the music when I sleep.

493:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:31:31.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
And yes, I have very good quality sleep. Remember that time I slept so good I forgot how to walk and my body was basically dead?

494:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:49:38.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm, I notice if I don't pay attention to something, it can seriously wilt.

495:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:55:53.43 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, on the Gamers Nexus Youtube Channel (Gamers Nexus is probably my favourite non-Japanese PC hardware news organization).
Well on that channel
(URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com))
There is basically a list of related channels .. these are basically the best PC hardware news channels, so you can select for yourself if you wish.
I don't know any Japanese news program that provides information about PC hardware, well at least not ones that speak English or simple enough Japanese that I can understand .. I guess subtitles could maybe help
Well what I wanted to say is ..
I like to read Gamers Nexus article instead of video.

496:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:00:36.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
You can see various picture of case in article. URLﾘﾝｸ(www.gamersnexus.net)
My favorite is Obs. 500D.

497:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:19:26.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
I feel like I forgot to give important info.
My first name in Chinese (Yue) has same pronounciation as moon.

498:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:22:26.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm I am getting pictures of ろり and already I'm starting to be bored ..

499:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 08:25:33.56 PpXxXtRb0.net
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500:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well after more searching I found the Legendary picture. I guess if I get bored I just look at that again.

501:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:35:38.91 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I am dancing in my white transparent thigh band tights with a solid steel cylinder from MISUMI
between my goddamn buttocks in very close contact with my anal sphincter and I think this is working against the bore dom ..

502:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:42:33.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Jesus Christ .. Crisis Averted .. '('

503:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:47:21.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
So basically what saved the world just then was the Legendary picture .. I already had multiple copies of it in my phone but I almost couldn't find it ..

504:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:50:09.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Perhaps this was the reason why I received that picture yesterday .. maybe this is Steins;Gate or Haruhi Anime and my future me is helping myself.
But I think I will use a more interesting world structure than that .. for sure ..
So basically the future doesn't exist unless it's experienced, at least right now.

505:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:02:40.87 Dkg+F2njH.net
I can't find who sent that picture
Anyway, I give up.
I want drink something .. I'll add maybe 0.1g of green tea to this water.

506:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:18:33.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think what I could have done was just eat a goddamn instant noodle.

507:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:21:50.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
＞＞５００
５００げと

508:ゆえ
2018/01

509:/20(土) 09:42:48.65 ID:Dkg+F2njH.net

510:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:43:22.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
Would not *** be an issue omfg

511:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:12:20.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.

512:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:13:03.21 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.

513:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:38:11.43 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule.

514:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:44:44.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have better eyes than Shinzo Abe.
URLﾘﾝｸ(twitter.com)

515:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:55:06.52 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>503
You're freaked out.

516:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:56:18.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>507
Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。

517:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:14:34.78 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>506
You'd better kill yourself.

518:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:17:30.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>509
You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?
By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..

519:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:17:50.55 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>508
Now you're クソ chinese.

520:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:20:05.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>511
I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.

521:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:43:12.10 Dkg+F2njH.net
The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.
Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.
Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.

522:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:46:22.32 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。

523:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:48:53.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.

524:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:51:59.75 Dkg+F2njH.net
It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.
Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.

525:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:09.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.
I am an unusual Japanese.

526:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:48.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".

527:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:56:50.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。

528:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:58:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.
My nationality is Japanese.

529:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:59:27.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Not bad.
I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.
It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.

530:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:00:40.79 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's try a bonus sentence.
I am the only perfect Japanese.
I can tell you right now that this is fine.

531:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:08:40.61 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?
I suspect one day we'll find out.

532:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:12:24.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.

533:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:14:17.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..

534:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:15:10.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
Fuck me, I wanna go home ..

535:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:18:35.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".

536:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:19:49.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。

537:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:21:27.98 Dkg+F2njH.net
It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.

538:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:24:22.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.

539:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:28:37.99 Dkg+F2njH.net
How about t

540:his sentence: I'm the first Japanese.

541:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:29:25.13 Dkg+F2njH.net
That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。

542:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:31:25.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.

543:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:35:25.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..
I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..

544:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:36:58.46 Dkg+F2njH.net
This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.

545:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:37:46.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.
Writing this feels very natural.

546:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:38:31.06 Dkg+F2njH.net
But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.

547:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:43:23.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..
So we're basically family ..

548:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:49:08.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
I am Japanese.
にほんじんです、よ。

549:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:51:06.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.

550:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:53:27.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.
I was Japanese all along..

551:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:55:01.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..

552:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:56:04.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.

553:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:09:22.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:
0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me

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